How would your cat get you back if you framed them for possession of marijuana?

They’d lay it to you straight. Leave you, never to return and as they left they’d tell you that you don’t deserve a cat. Not them, not any cat.

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Next time you were looking to take in a cat, they’d check humans.meow, the number one trusted catty revenge website for real cats only, and they’d laugh as they read. Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-oh no! You don’t deserve a cat.