How fat is yo mama?

When she sits around the house she sits around the house. She don’t wear a Mumu she wears the circus tent. Buffets take out insurance against her. She bleeds gravy. She has her own ZIP code. When she goes swimming the Sea Shepherd’s defend her from Whalers. She has been mistaken for a manatee. Blobfish find her sexually attractive. They consider her demise a cure for world hunger.