Hetero man of reddit, how often do you pretend to be freddy mercury?

How many of us are there again…? Someone remind me.

The closest I have came to pretending to be Freddy Mercury was when my two drunken ex-roommates got on the mic during an interlude to karaoke “Bohemian Rhapsody” to come on stage with them. “C’mon, we need you!” Gods damn right. They sucked, even when drunk. Had to bail those idiots out because I have mediocre vocal talent. 🙁

Queen are cool though. Mercury was cool. Not musical role models to me, but I respect where its due.