For the men, what do you want on valentine’s day?

I want a big paycheque, so I can go off radar Live like a king, and leave my boss a letter I’ll wear a crown, and sit on a throne of gold With a big paycheque, I’ll never get old

I’ll buy a circus, and hire a clown I’ll travel the world, and never settle down I’ll eat only cake, and drink only champagne With a big paycheque, life will never be mundane

I want a big paycheque, so I can go off radar Live like a king, and leave my boss a letter I’ll wear a crown, and sit on a throne of gold With a big paycheque, I’ll never get old

I’ll have a pet unicorn, and a dragon for a steed I’ll live in a castle, with a moat for a speed And if I’m feeling lonely, I’ll hire a choir of birds With a big paycheque, life will be absurd