When I worked in the deli, there were a few customers who wanted me to use the broken meat slicer, (which at the time was Not getting replaced) so they could have teeny shreds of ham for their dumb little roll sandwiches. So I would sit there staring at the meat slicer, while it shredded a giant cube of ham on auto! And then they would have audacity, the Temerity even, to ask if it could go faster.