Did you ever have something that you really loved that you accidentally killed, or hurt in some way, with a machete? Why or why not?

Dude yeah happened to me last week i was sharpening my favorite machete when during a practice swing my best friend walked directly into my blade and i cut him in half. Then, while throwing my hands up in shock i stabbed my wife who was peeking out the window right through the eye. This caused my sister who was behind her to trip and fall onto a roller skate, sending her towards the same window, going over my wife, and then landing directly onto my machete. Worst summer cabin experience ever.