What’s the funniest joke you came up with?

Didn’t came up with it but havn’t met many people who knew it

A missionary is traveling on foot across the savanna when he sudenly comes face to face with a lion.

he immediately falls on his knees and starts praying: “oh lord please give that lion christian values”

To his astonishement, he sees the lions back up a few steps, kneel on his hind legs, join his front legs in front of him and start praying too

“oh lord please bless this meal i am about to take”