What’s the best thing you ever bought?

A play boy captains hat. So I bought a bachelor robe and a captains hat from play boy Initially for Halloween. While out and about beyond drunk I had tons of people wanting pictures with me and even scored a date with a cutie whom I’m still talking to. Then I went on a cruise and I brought the fit. I wore that hat on the first night of the cruise and was from then on known as the captain. I still see Facebook posts on the sailor made page referencing me.