What made up song do you sing to your pet every day?

My cat has a breakfast song to the tune of the Oscar Meyer bologna jingle.

My kitty has a first name, it’s R-E-U-B-E-N

My kitty has a middle name, it’s L-E-E

Ohh I have to feed him every day,

And if I’m late you’ll hear him say…

-pause for meow-

Yes Reuben Lee has a way to get his breakfast every day