People that don’t go to the gym, why do you not go to the gym?

I have been recently, and the bug bit, so I’m actually sticking with it. Previous attempts to get in shape fell flat half because I couldn’t keep motivated, and half because it’s just fuckin embarrassing to be the new person that doesn’t know what they’re doing – or at least I thought until I realized nobody gives a shit, and the only people that do are those dudes with bad haircuts and the entire sides of their shirts cut out for some reason. You know the ones, hitting high weight too fast, jerking their entire body instead of a controlled motion, then taking mirror selfies.