Best was “The Machine.” I was so quick at my job that people started branding me that. It was a constant reminder that I was valued and it made me feel good each time someone used it.
Worst was probably “Two-Sips.” My first experience with alcohol, and someone cracked a funny joke. I started laughing so hard the cider found it’s way into my nose after two sips, and well, i immediately vomitted. Hence, “Two-Sips.”