What is the best story, joke, or anecdote you have?

Some of my favourite jokes

I once dated a parachutist who had bad IBS, but in the end, she shit on me from a great height

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Tense scenes in London today as a man got stuck on the tube. He’s expected to make a full recovery after it was removed from his body but the gerbil is not expected to survive

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My grandad was a legend who went down in history. And he also once fingered someone in geography

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I went to a charity dance night to raise money for women with no legs. The dance floor was crawling with pussy

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A Christian friend said sex between two men is wrong in their eyes. I said that’s correct, as its usually done up the bum