What’s the worst holiday bonus you’ve received?

I’ll go first. I worked for a rental car company with a green logo and that’s named after a spaceship. Our area manager promised us end of year bonuses if we hit our targets. I did but instead of a check, me and others who hit out targets were invited to play Dirty Santa (with prizes supplied supposedly by him) at the area Christmas party. Some people ended up with some cool stuff. Me? I got a hot cocoa sampler box that I’m certain had been living in his pantry.

So. What about you?