Hudsonia, located north of Ontario, west of Manitoba, south of Iqaluit.
Hudsonians — especially those beak-faced lettuce-sucking shit-gobbling ass-wads from the capital city of Shenanigan — think they’re better than all other Canadians because of their culturally unique cuisine and remarkably randy cougars, but the truth is they’re consistently a have-not province that the rest of us are supporting through our taxes.
Best decision Canada ever made was forcing those snow-fucking pine-twats to remove themselves from all official maps.