What’s the craziest weirdest shit you’ve witnessed at Walmart?

I saw a whole family (parents and four kids ranging in age from about five to about fifteen) in the lingerie section. The mother held up a teddy and asked the father if he thought she would look sexy and if it would get him to have sex with her. Then, she turned to her kids and asked them all if they thought daddy would give them another sibling if she wore it.