Scene:
High school gym. Today was freeform so some of us went into the corner to one of the basketball hoops to play.
One of the dudes was this fat kid. Forget his name but he was a cool dude. Just really overweight.
At one point we were done playing an actual game so we started taking stupid shots in the most ridiculous ways possible. Either spins or backwards or whatever. Just screwing around.
Fat get manages to get in a really insane shot (behind the back arc but with one hand type of thing) and he gets all hyped and is screaming. Ball comes back to him and he screams “YOU CAN’T FUCK WITH THIS!!!” then he tries to spike the ball between his legs so it fires out the back. Proceeds to peg himself directly in his balls.
He fell on the ground in pain. We all fall on the ground laughing.