Adults of Reddit, what was your best “get the hell off my lawn” moment?

Jehovah’s witnesses asked me if I had a second to talk while I was sitting on my porch smoking a joint. (Green state) He literally was in the process of opening my gate and coming onto my property when I said “No.” Dude took multiple seconds to process, so I gave him another little nudge and just said “bye.” He stutteringly told me “have a good day” and left. My boyfriend was speechless that I was so firm with him.