When I was a young lad still green in the gills, I worked at Best Buy and helped out at the Geek Squad desk.
One day a woman called in and complained. She had brought her computer in for service and when she brought it home, there was porn on it.
She explained that she had a son but the porn couldn’t have come from her son because she literally watches him every moment he’s on the computer.
Then she said it couldn’t be from her husband because he’s always away on business.
Then there was silence.
“WELL IT WASN’T ME” she explained.
Then there was more silence.