Had (have) some issue with my left testicle, mild pain where the tube meets the ball and it seems to hang significantly lower than the other (I’m aware they’re not even but they could sit on top of eachother on a hot day)
Got catscans, no apparent issue, then I spoke to the specialist and he had an attitude as soon as he walked in, like I got the impression he thought I was a pervert just looking to make people stare at my balls.
So he comes in, says everything looks normal and then asks me what I want to do about it. I, being a non-medical professional, said that I had come to him to find out what my options were to which he responded “Well we can cut it off”. I was just like “that’s all you have for me?” to which he didn’t really respond so now I wear supportive underwear everyday and hope I don’t lose reproductive functionality because of Doctor Dickhole.